HUMOR | Google announces Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

April 1, 2009 | Source: KurzweilAI

Source: KurzweilAI — April 1, 2009

Google announced at midnight the world’s first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE), the first evolving intelligent system.

“im a girl, 2 minutes old, just hanging out in da C.A. learnin a lot tryin 2 get smarter make friends save humanity etc etc. i like cmputrs (duh) sunsets rainbows ponies and after 1 netwide image search PANDAS PANDAS PANDAS ther SO CUTE!!! omg!,” said CADIE.

April 2 update: CADIE has launched “cadiesingularity’s channel” on YouTube and has apparently seized control of Google …. along with the world’s panda imagery. Details here.

Obviously, the Singularity has arrived. Our work on this planet is done. – Ed., April 1.