Comments on: How to lose 50 years of aging in 16 days

By: Mr.X

Mr.X — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:45:41 +0000

Many?Really? I guess the vast majority of people don’t believe something like that.

There are more people who believe that they alreade live forever (not only indefinitely), thanks to some magic fairyman.

By: Bri

Bri — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:01:25 +0000

Many people believe that technology will let us live indefinitely.

By: Christian Gehman

Christian Gehman — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:53:14 +0000

In the future, some people will live forever?

By: Christian Gehman

Christian Gehman — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:50:47 +0000

Thanks for the advertisement, chum.

By: Neil C. Reinhardt

Neil C. Reinhardt — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 01:09:55 +0000

ALEXEL,

While I am not sure how to spell it, I am pretty sure white hair at a young age is due to your not having sufficent “selenium” in your body. And IF you will spend some time looking in to this, I am sure youy can find more information on this.

I hope this helps.

Neil

By: Neil C. Reinhardt

Neil C. Reinhardt — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:56:37 +0000

Hey Fellow Seniors.

Fifteen years ago, when I was only 62 years old, I started drinking, and when needed, using topically, the ONLY thing this Agnostic Atheist Activist has
ever repeatedly called a “MIRACLE”! And while I call it a miracle for many reasons, here are the ones I am referring to now.

Within a day of my starting to drink the juice from a fruit grown all around the world in the tropics and used to effectivly treat and/or cure many thing for many thousands of years, not only THE ACHES AND PAINS OF OLD AGE DISAPPEAR, so did the sore muscles I got from playing Beach Vollyball. I’m now 78 and I STILL
do NOT suffer the aches and pains of old age OR have any sore Muscles!

SO, if YOU want to get rid of the aches and pains of old age as well as sore muscles and you also would like to INCREASE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM AND YOUR ENERGY OVER TWENTY PERCENT (as proven by clinial trails) THEN YOU SHOULD DRINK NONI JUICE.

Neil

By: Bri

Bri — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:06:39 +0000

In light of the article, I would suggest Zoe “dark” umor: sorry recent research shows that The Singularity won’t happen. Instead we are working on a simulated singularity. Hurry and buy some ” elixir of life” and watch those years disapear! Right before your eyes you’ll lose fifty years?( so you find them again.) For a limited time only, if you act NOW, we’ll through in a free bottle of Viagra! Satisfaction guaranteed!( just don’t ask for your money back)

By: Jerry K

Jerry K — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 17:18:56 +0000

Fluorescent nanoparticles? Hmmm….I wonder how I’ll look
under a blacklight.

By: Bri

Bri — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:35:32 +0000

Works great on wood. It’s how they stained things in colonial times.

By: North

North — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 21:18:32 +0000

Does it remove the coarseness of most white/gray hair, too, or just change the color?

By: Cybernettr

Cybernettr — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:19:30 +0000

We’ve already had Grecian Formula for years so this is pretty minor news. Grecian Formula darkens the hair by bonding with the hair just as this does, with the added advantage of not turning the hair yellow in the interim.

By: jlr

jlr — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:06:13 +0000

Lighten up, the editor suggests…and sh’s right. I think this is a great development. Hair dyes are essentially toxic, so anything not containing PPD is a big step forward for those who want the freedom to look however they feel like looking. And for the uptight and self-righteous — keep your homely grey heads. Tant pis!

By: Alexei

Alexei — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 23:30:01 +0000

Well no one doesn’t joke at me and I don’t mind having white hair, I actually think it’s cool, I’m just afraid that it’s not a sign of something else, a more serious problem, I hope it’s not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_hair#Gray_and_white_hair

By: Jim Mooney

Jim Mooney — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:24:35 +0000

Well, that would work fine if I actually had hair left ;’)

Heck, I don’t have to comb it, I don’t have to wash it, I don’t have to get it cut. I’m just fine without.

By: David

David — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:36:48 +0000

When I was your age all my friends use to joke at me and call me the old man because I was greying in High School…but now I’m 50 and I get to tease them…because I still have my grey hair and they are bald…just the caards your dealt

By: Derek

Derek — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:43:32 +0000

Hey, I’ll keep my silver hair over my previous boring brown hair. Much more dynamic!

By: Bob Vasquez

Bob Vasquez — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:13:50 +0000

I just knew that this one would get lots of responses (including mine). How about just shaving your head?

By: eldras

eldras — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:13:54 +0000

‘King Midas asked that anything he touched would be turned to gold. Dionysus granted his wish but warned him about his greed. Midas was very happy. He touched a tree and it turned to gold. He touched the walls of his palace and it turned to gold. He touched his horse, then his servant, his food and finally his children. Everything turned to gold.’

I dunno if it’s so silly: it will hit public imagination and promote nanotech which will enable more funding. Hair and nails are different from the rest of the body, but we are a step closer to entering the body proper and correcting stiff like aging.
When A.i works with nanotechnology it’ll be formidable and fast.

We live in the twilight years of humankind.

When will the nanotech wave hit the knee of the curve anyone know?

By: Editor

Editor — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:51:29 +0000

I could say “lighten up” but that could be interpreted as a hair-coloring instruction :)

By: Deavman

Deavman — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:55:57 +0000

Also I can do the same without expensive gold, just use the extract from crushed walnut/pecan green peelings

By: Deavman

Deavman — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:50:58 +0000

It is not permanent since as the hair grows it reveals its original color….unless I am missing something.

By: asiwel

asiwel — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:50:23 +0000

I think it is intended to be a joke. I used to tell my barber his haircuts took 10 years off apparent age … unfortunately, the best he seems able to do these days is only 5 years ….

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:40:36 +0000

This is more of an alternate to hair dye than age reversal. You don’t get better health or less wrinkles through hair color.

By: John Z

John Z — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:18:00 +0000

Haha, this is a really dumb invention. In the 16 days it takes for the process to be completed, the hair has already grown out so the person would have brown hair with white roots. And I agree with Kiwini. What a silly story.

By: Sitcom

Sitcom — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:15:45 +0000

Alexei, it’s probably genetics that is giving you the white hairs, just like long life in your relatives.

By: Camaxtli

Camaxtli — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:24:55 +0000

Looks like it has nothing to do with losing 50 years of aging. But the inaccurate title it got us to click, so mission accomplished. One positive is that this is yet another wonderful way to siphon disposable income from the silly. I’m all for that. Keep that economy moving.

By: Kiwini

Kiwini — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:32:49 +0000

Changing hair color is like putting a new coat of paint an old house, so WTF does this hair coloring process have to do with “losing 50 years of aging”?…

By: Betty

Betty — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:26:01 +0000

Alexei, I started greying at 15 years old. Don’t sweat it.

By: Tom B.

Tom B. — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:38:58 +0000

Don’t worry so much.

By: hakan1997

hakan1997 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:27:51 +0000

If your hair looses 50 years of age in 16 days what will happen?

Your hairs age will then be -25 years, perhaps you will be bald after the treatment?

By: Foye Lowe

Foye Lowe — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:25:07 +0000

Your forebears were greedy, Alexei, and kept it all . . . ; )

By: Alexei

Alexei — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:21:23 +0000

I’m 25 years old and I already have partially white hair, what can it be? Otherwise I’m very youthful, I look like а 17-18 years old high school student, everybody were saying it to me, and all my grandparents lived between 86 and 90 and my Dad is 60 years old but he looks like he is 45 and he’s so physically strong and his blood tests are always 100% ideal (he is not a vegetarian, he doesn’t drink red wine and green tea or something like that), so I probably have very long telomeres but I still have many white hairs? How is that possible?