Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette-bomber
November 6, 2009 | Source: The Register
A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), causing significant overheating in the system’s supercooled magnetic doughnut.
Obligatory “this is not an Onion story” statement – Ed.
See also: The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate