Source: Belfast Telegraph — February 18, 2011 | Robert McNeill
This news just in: we’re all going to be immortal by 2045. Better order some more milk. This really mucks up my plans. In 2045, I’ll be 88, which means I’ll be doomed to an eternity of right-wing opinions and micturating in my habiliments. Actually, reading the small print, it says we won’t need clothes in future. More on that shock news later.
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